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Happy Halloween and Be Safe!
Jolene Sugarbaker
The Trailer Park Queen
Have fun with your halloween guests with these spooky Trailer Treats!
Deviled Eyeballs
- Make deviled eggs. Add green olive W/ pimento in the center for an “eyeball”. Insta-Brains -
Scramble eggs with some green, yellow and blue food coloring Slime Bowl-
Pour lime gelatin into a glass bowl. After it’s had time to partially set, add gummy worms. Chill until lightly set, then serve slopped over a plate. Worm Ice :
Freeze gummy worm pieces in ice cubes, spook up your cocktails.
Bloody Popcorn : Add red food coloring to melted butter, and drizzle on top.
EAT YOUR PUMPKIN!
Preheat your oven to 350 Degrees.
Line a cookie sheet with Foil
Cut your pumpkin in half, saving the seeds to roast later, and removing all stringy things.
Place cut sides down on the cookie sheet.
Roast for an hour, or until tender.
Scoop all the “meat” from the pumpkin, and mash in a bowl.
Use it in any pie or recipe asking for “Canned Pumpkin”.
Following Items NOT To Be Given To Trick or Treaters:
Popcorn Balls with Razor Blades (this is apparently a big no no item)
Nicorette Gum
Flintstones Vitamins
Hotel Shampoo/Soap
Pennies
Advil
Guitar Picks
Roach Baits
Magic Tree Air Fresheners
Bat Illumination:
Cut out a picture of a bat with black construction paper, tape it to a flashlight center. Place them in places to surprise your guest and give a creepy feel to your trailer home.
Spaghetti Jar Glass Pumpkin Candle Holder
Draw a pumpkin face on a clean spaghetti or pickle jar with black paint, permanent marker or puffy paint.
Then, paint around the outside of it with orange paint. Place a tea light inside for a spooky glow.
Use Those Old Debbie Gibson Tapes!
Use the guts of a cassette tape to make dramatic spider webs, drape, create scenes. etc.
Dollar Store Bugs
Go to the Dollar store and get fake spiders and bugs, put them all over!
Creating The Mood
Before lighting the candle in your pumpkin, sprinkle the insides with cinnamon and nutmeg, it will make your trailer smell purdy!
Many of you know I put together an event bringing together the “Popular” People Of YouTube!
On 7-07-07!
Well here’s a highlight reel in case you missed me
In The Meantime, I’m Taking A Break From Scheduled Public Appearances!
Join Jolene inside The Trailer Park Test Kitchen
As she gets a bit healthy! And Uses Green Tea Matcha Powder!
These Green Cookies Are Great, and maybe have some health benefits too!
Try My GreenTeaGirlie Green Tea Cookies
Up Next On The Trailer Park Cooking Show
Hey Trailer Park Fans!
Here’s Your Chance To Meet Me!
This April 27th, in Crystal City VA!
Here’s your Special Video Invitation!
See my Trailer Park Cooking Show on the Big Screen!
Join Jolene inside The Trailer Park Test Kitchen
As She fuses together two snack food favorites!
Salty Potato Chips And Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Try My Potato Chip Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Up Next On The Trailer Park Cooking Show
Crinkle Cut French Fries Turn Into Dinner!
Hate Peas? Try Corn!
This easy casserole is quick to make in a jiffy!
It’s great for the meat and potato man in your life…
or a great comfort food to warm your soul…
What can you do with Melted Ice-Cream?
You can turn it into my easy Dessert Loaf called:
Ice-Cream Bread! Use your favorite ice-cream for a
fun and easy dessert!
Learn all about Trailer Park Living with Jolene Sugarbaker The Trailer Park Queen
Jolene Sugarbaker The Trailer Park Queen Teaches You About Trailer Park Living!
You may have seen the video that’s floating around out there
that shows two kids pouring coke on pork, and worms crawl out…
Well, I make my BBQ Pork Chops in this episode..
And if there is worms in it, we’re gonna find out
As you still work off your Turkey Dinner….
Millions of people are shining their shoes,
for an all out attack on all retail stores
(except Maybe Dress Barn, which is a painful name for a store).
Many eons ago, I remember fighting the crowds for the Elusive
Cabbage Patch Doll…..
Now, you can even find them at the Dollar Store…
At anyrate, practice safe shopping, and don’t break any legs…
Happy Black Friday!
Beat the Malls! Shop in my Store!
